Clearly...

it's been a while...

2006-01-31T13:33:00.000-06:00

okay, so i know it's been way too long. i was reading meagan's blog and that website that you can upload a picture of yourself and it'll tell you which celebrities you look like is the best thing ever. here's the list of my matches in order:
kate winslet
shania twain
anna kournikova
hillary swank
christina ricci
madonna
charlize theron
this website really does know how to make your day!

ashlee can sing now!

2005-10-19T19:00:00.000-05:00

is it bad that i'm totally obsessed with the new ashlee simpson cd? i almost had to go buy it monday at midnight when it came out...but don't worry, i waited till tuesday afternoon. but now i can't stop listening to it. i vowed to never buy a cd of hers cause the first season of her show just showed her not being able to sing, and now something has happened cause this season on the show she can sing...it's a miracle! even if they doctored the cd to make it to appear that she could actually sing, i don't care, i still love it! and i just rambled on about ashlee simpson for...18 pages front and back!

sex everywhere!

2005-10-16T15:25:00.000-05:00

okay kids, it's been forever but here's a synopsis of what was heard during the chiefs game today:
julie:
- the redskins are from washington state not dc
- dc is it's own state
- why doesn't washington state have its own teams?
- where's seattle

lisa:
- patrick ramsey quarterback for the redskins
- i wonder if he's hot...let's see
- damn it, he's married to virginia

mac:
- it's called seattle
- how is that color stay on field---it's called paint!
- i'm never watching football with girls again

good times...

Lisa Ramsey RN!

2005-07-12T23:59:00.000-05:00

i passed the hardest and most important test of my life. it was relentless. i went to topeka to take my state boards on monday. when i was on about question 15 of a possible 265 i just wanted to break down in tears cause i didn't know any of the answers. but question 75 popped up and that was it. then began the waiting game...and i passed! so now my life can go on knowing i have a title...REGISTERED NURSE! i've even practiced signing my name with RN at the end (that was something i was dying to do, but waiting for so not to jinx myself) in preparation for my job starting next tuesday. on the agenda for this week, NOTHING! I love it!

climbing down the purity ladder

2005-06-24T00:05:00.000-05:00

i had an "i'm a sophomore in college living in my sorority house" moment and took the purity test again... 71% ...slowly slipping and enjoying every moment of it. :) and for bryan... 55% ... he is way unpure. but it's okay, i still love you. except for some parts of the impurity (ahem, drugs, ahem)

happy cinco de mayo!

2005-05-06T02:20:00.000-05:00

went out for cinco de mayo with some friends...started at tomfooleries on the plaza, nothing really exciting to talk about there. then we ended up at kelly's in westport...and let me tell you that we must have been smokin' cause we needed a stick to fight off all these guys! i think this calls for a list:

1. orange gingham boy

2. jumping boy

3. jenny's boy

4. the boy who couldn't take no for an answer. here's a tidbit of our conversation...

boy: well, we tried to talk to you when there were six of you but that was a little too much for the two of us to handle, but now there are only three
stacey: yeah, that's cause we all have serious boyfriends
boy: what's serious
stacey: they practically have rings
me: 2 1/2 years
margo: 5 1/2 years
stacey: 1 month but it's hot

two minutes after he leaves, he comes back...
boy: "boyfriend" means there's no commitment
stacey: uh...we gotta go

5. old men...yes, that's plural

6. margo's multiple dance offers

7. chuck...a name that would not be acceptable except for this boy, cause damn! and to think it all started when he bumped into jenny and stacey yelled at him. he looked back at me and started apoligizing like i had yelled at him. then he came up to me still apoligizing and said "i know you're thinking 'mother fucker cocksucker' right now" i was like, uh... how romantic. we proceeded to chat for a bit, blah, blah, kentucky derby, blah...he leaves, later we walk past him and cue stacey daring me to ever so slightly brush his back with my hand as i walk by...okay, why not. a little more time goes by and all of a sudden he is touching my arm. a little more time goes by all whilest eyes are being made at each other. i go talk to him, blah, blah, my friends call me chili, here for a bachelor party (not his, in case there was any question), lives in oklahoma, 28 year old effing ABERCROMBIE model! okay, that right there should tell you how hot this boy was.

oh man, what a good night it was!

The Yucky Shoe

2005-05-05T13:39:00.000-05:00

Lisa Diane Ramsey's Aliases

Your movie star name: Ice Cream Irvin

Your fashion designer name is Lisa Rome

Your socialite name is LD New York

Your fly girl / guy name is L Ram

Your detective name is Kitten Blue Valley North

Your barfly name is Water Vodka Tonic

Your soap opera name is Diane Riley

Your rock star name is Chocolate Car

Your star wars name is Lisgra Ramand

Your punk rock band name is The Yucky Shoe

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Thanks to Laura finding this top notch Meganame Generator i have found a name for my band...the yucky shoe.

And T Ram...check it out, i am now officially L Ram!

seriously...

2005-04-26T20:32:00.000-05:00

i am sorry...but who says things like this?

"is talking to me not the best part of your day?"
"am i not one of the smartest people you know?"

no, i'm sorry, you are not one of the smartest people i know and talking to you is not the best part of my day, thank you very much. and you said you weren't cocky...ha!

best day ever

2005-03-30T14:18:00.000-06:00

today really was the best day ever! i got the cutest flowers with the cutest note and i got my job!!!!! i'm now an official labor and delivery graduate nurse at overland park regional! how scary is it that i have a real job!

st louis baby!

2005-03-28T09:25:00.000-06:00

what a great end to spring break...went to st louis to visit someone who will remain unnamed ;) and we had a great weekend. i didn't even need to use my prepared excuses to leave early! i ruled at the body quiz...get your mind out of the gutter, it was at the science center. met the best waitress ever, tiffany, at the arcade place with the best mashed potatoes EVER! and then proceeded to collectively win a shot glass and a little baby pig...oink oink. he's so cute! played pool...fun except for the damn blue balls, clearly they couldn't get their act together. fed the huge ass goldfish outside union station...fish food is stinky! slept through multiple movies. and a certain someone not wanting to go to formal with me...but don't worry about it, i've got another date. :) all in all, it was a great weekend, much better than i could have ever expected.

Vegas Baby!

2005-03-25T12:31:00.001-06:00

Vegas was excellent although the strip is definately too long! especially to be walking in heels. Here is a brief synopsis of the trip:
1. Did we sign up for the draft?
2. We're going to Iraq bitches!
3. That tastes like you're licking an oranges ass
4. That's a great deal!
5. I want to rip my feet off
6. Nudie cards!
7. You know the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss...we like to do it down under!
8. Fake orgasm contest
9. That girl is clearly not being satisfied.
10. Marcus
11. This is such great lighting!
12. I'm marrying a truck driver.
13. Diva whore
14. Son of a bitch!
15. Arctic Monsoon
16. Drunk messages
17. We didn't get any gelato...smack, into the revolving door.
18. Shitballs...kudos everywhere!
19. We are like an attraction for these 13-year-old boys...will you take a picture with us?
20. Changing my shirt in a bar.
21. Lance
22. He makes birds out of paper!
23. John...Julie's molester
24. Dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly...more like dragging Julie on the bar at Coyote Ugly
25. Andy...the gorgeous Irish soccer coach from the LA Galaxy...damn!
26. aahhh...NY NY roller coaster
27. Diamond encrusted Jesus Christ...what?!
28. Well, don't point it towards us...
29. For Pete's Sake
30. Damn "Beautiful Soul" is that the only song they have in vegas?
31. You're going to need to excuse yourself from the casino floor
32. Picking up boys by the bathroom...irony, nate
33. That's the tallest man in the world...with the smallest friend in the world!
34. Jimmy's going up stairs
35. Jimmy's going down the stairs
36. Take Jimmy out, he needs to see Paris
37. Jimmy doesn't do water
38. Jimmy can't swim!
39. Where's Nate?
40. $1 Margaritas...on my white skirt

Feel free to add anything I may have missed!

vegas...here we come!

2005-03-19T22:24:00.000-06:00

today was a fantastic day complete with a pedicure, cactus grill and shopping. now all i have to do is pack for vegas but first i have to figure out what i'm taking...that's the hard part. i can't believe i leave monday, can't wait!

how does this happen?!?!

2005-03-18T00:44:00.000-06:00

i so got run over by a car today! okay, i was walking into ku med for practicum (in a crosswalk, mind you) and this really old woman ran me over! she hit me, then ran over my foot all while i proceeded to flop on top of her car. i went to the er and everything, granted no bones were sticking out and i wasn't gushing blood, but they told me to go, and i do what i'm told. but no need to worry, i'm gonna be okay. i mean really, who does this happen to?! (well, maybe besides laura :) ) and to make things better, i'm wearing bright red scrub pants and a blue shirt with frogs on it! it's not like i blend in with the air. i called my parents and they were like, "what? you got run over?" yes, i got run over. is it sad that the thing i'm most worried about is me being able to wear my pointy toe pumps to vegas on monday?

rock chalk revue

2005-03-13T17:24:00.000-06:00

well, the show was wonderful, but we got robbed. everyone did a fabulous job! some highlights of the night:
1. fallucca eating a pita out of lauren's bra
2. ashley getting it on with the wall
3. whaa happened?!
4. a certain sorority, which shall remain unnamed, being fat and flat chested
5. fat...not phat, thank you erica
6. wait, we forgot our other awards...wait, this is it
7. we are nice girls...
8. it's nice to know we won for the same show that i wrote two years ago! -abby
9. "oh, it's you"
10. the fabulous fallucca quote that i said i had to blog about and then proceeded to forget, so if i get that back, i'll fill ya in

who watches these things

2005-03-08T01:39:00.000-06:00

star trek's going off the air?! wait...star trek is still on?

domestic diva

2005-03-06T22:54:00.000-06:00

man, was i the domestic diva today. i cleaned, did laundry, cooked, and went to the grocery store. wow...i lead a sad life.

killer catch

2005-03-06T01:06:00.000-06:00

the cosmo quiz "got girlfriend potential?" says i'm a killer catch. so, what exactly is the problem...and you know if cosmo says it, it's the truth, so that can't be it.

not so pure anymore

2005-03-04T22:32:00.000-06:00

sophomore year of college i was 94% pure...and now, senior year, i am 78.4% pure. damn, it's been a good few years!

small world

2005-03-04T01:01:00.000-06:00

i so just found my first grade boyfriend on facebook! i added him as my friend and his aim away message is...it's funny when you see a girl you went to grade school with at a CATHOLIC SCHOOL on facebook wearing a hooters shirt.

i can't believe he's on there...and not to sound like the ride at disney world, but it's a small world after all.

strep...again

2005-03-02T22:30:00.000-06:00

you know it's bad when your doctor looks at your tonsils and goes "oh my god"

the bachlorette

2005-02-28T22:01:00.000-06:00

are you effing serious?! i spent six weeks watching the bachlorette for her to pick no one?! i'll just take jerry and he can give me the ring that john paul picked out...how gorgeous was that ring?! and jen's breakdown in the limo was totally something i would do. stupid show.

person, no...tree

2005-02-28T20:24:00.000-06:00

if you lived with lauren and i, these are some of the conversations you might witness...

lauren: what is that person doing?
lisa: what person?
lauren: that person, right there. oh, that's a tree.

lauren: oh man, he saw me sneeze
(the hot waiter at chilis) and let me tell you he was darling and kept coming over to our table and staring,hmm... we will definately be going back there

i know that makes you want to live with us. :)

oh dear god

2005-02-28T00:23:00.000-06:00

so, last night...in the words of someone else: "the once innocent has turned" and "i am very impressed young lady" and that's all we'll say about that right now and forever more. today i discovered a huge ass bruise on my arm and a enormous bump on my head that hurts like a bitch. and don't even leave comments like "it must have been a rough night" or "it's probably from banging your head on the headboard" cause clearly it's from me falling down and banging it into a chair after many drinks and shots of rumple. :)

how fun

2005-02-27T23:25:00.000-06:00

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.
i've been in all the red states!

incident

2005-02-27T11:44:00.000-06:00

another crazy weekend in lawrence. complete with meagan falling off a chair at on the border and an "incident" that will remain unspoken of for the rest of our lives. taking it to the grave.

killer

2005-02-26T02:19:00.000-06:00

isn't it a killer when you're dying to blog about something and you can't!

excellent

2005-02-25T12:52:00.000-06:00

a synopsis of my conversation with lauren today:

"oh my god, they had the best showcase showdown on the price is right today."

on driving a van:
"i'd rather drive a bus."

owie

2005-02-25T11:56:00.000-06:00

i burned my head with my straightener...owie

i <3 c & b

2005-02-25T02:22:00.000-06:00

lisalisa3721: you guys have good shopping, and you just got a crate and barrel and i'm so jealous...maybe i do need to come visit
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: what the hell is that
lisalisa3721: crate and barrel?! you don't know what that is...it's only the best store EVER
lisalisa3721: i go to chicago just to shop there
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: dear god
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: please tell me im about to explode with anticipation
lisalisa3721: you should be so excited...it's kinda like pottery barn but so much better
lisalisa3721: http://www.crateandbarrel.com/
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: ive heard of pottery barn
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: never been there
lisalisa3721: this is so much better
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: you have to be kidding me
lisalisa3721: clearly, you're not as excited about this as i am
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: well i thought it would be a crate of food or a barrel of booze
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: this is neither
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: i got hosed
lisalisa3721: yep, sorry bout that
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: what do you buy from there?
lisalisa3721: glasses, bowls, kitchen stuff, and fun decoration stuff
lisalisa3721: i have a lot from there
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: oh im sorry i thought you said funn stuff
lisalisa3721: psh, that stuff is fun
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: you are correct
BigPimpDaddyBoyz: i am worng
lisalisa3721: yep

and now you've made my blog :)

tiny monkeys in diapers

2005-02-25T01:06:00.000-06:00

the playboy mansion has this tiny little monkey who wears diapers and is hand size! and there is a room where floor is a matress!

not bianca

2005-02-23T12:39:00.000-06:00

Bianca can't leave! She's half the show!

ok

2005-02-20T22:35:00.000-06:00

You scored as Yes!!. I would definently go out with you.

Yes!!

69%

Sorry!

22%

Would I Go Out With You (I'm A Guy)?
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nice to know i could get a date with this weirdo.

yep

2005-02-20T22:07:00.000-06:00

You scored as Rachel. Popular and stylish you're Rachel. You can be a little vain at times but your heart is in the right place.

Rachel

95%

Joey

55%

Monica

55%

Ross

45%

Chandler

35%

Phoebe

10%

Which Friend are you?
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angel

2005-02-20T22:05:00.000-06:00

You scored as The little school girl. You completely clean. Not an ounce or Whore in you.

The little school girl

65%

The Skank

35%

The drug dealing Whore

20%

Dirty Corner Working Prostitute

20%

Parttime whore

10%

How much of a whore are you?
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could not agree more

2005-02-20T21:57:00.000-06:00

You scored as Hot Pink. You are hot pink! You love to flirt and be the center of attention. You are very girly and you tend to let your love life get the best of you.

Hot Pink

100%

Blood Red

88%

Royal Violet

88%

Bright Yellow

75%

Pure White

63%

Turqoise

50%

Lime Green

38%

Carrot Orange

38%

Jet Black

38%

Gloomy Grey

13%

Which Crayon Color Are Youu??
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this is by far the best one...can you tell i'm bored?

right on

2005-02-20T21:46:00.000-06:00

You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.

Cinderella

81%

Sleeping Beauty

75%

The Beast

50%

Goofy

50%

Cruella De Ville

44%

Peter Pan

44%

Snow White

25%

Pinocchio

25%

Donald Duck

19%

Ariel

19%

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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now, this quiz i agree with! except for the beast part...how does it go from cinderella and sleeping beauty to the beast?!

BPD really?

2005-02-20T21:41:00.000-06:00

You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-banging... rational emotions? Who needs 'em!

Borderline Personality Disorder

42%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

33%

Eating Disorders

25%

Unipolar Depression

Antisocial Personality Disorder

Schizophrenia

Which mental disorder do you have?
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I don't think this quiz is really that accurate. i would have totally put OCD at the top of the list...but what can you really expect from an online quiz

2

2005-02-18T13:53:00.000-06:00

make that two

damn it

2005-02-18T13:44:00.000-06:00

son of a bitch, i have a hickey

L-town

2005-02-18T13:24:00.000-06:00

another fun trip to lawrence and the ranch. this time a guy told me i "played him," which maybe i did, but didn't really mean to. but i wasn't going to go home with him cause i had just met him, so i went home with a guy that i've met before :) now i'm off to practicum to catch some babies!

no words ...

2005-02-17T01:15:00.000-06:00

there are no words to describe the night i had at practicum. i know you're probably tired of hearing about my days in practicum...but that's my life now, sad, i know. we had 12 babies today. i was at 6 of those deliveries. including a stat c/s with fetal heart tones in the 50s (they're supposed to be 130s), a nurse catching a baby cause the doctor was in another delivery, and a forceps delivery. i was doing assessments, pushing morphine, holding legs, helping push, drawing cord blood...and the list goes on and on. i feel like i was cut loose from the nurse that i'm with today. which is pretty exciting, but still kinda scary. it was a fun night even though i didn't get home till 1am and i get off at 11:30, and to top off the day when i got home i got the sweetest card that i've ever gotten from lauren! thanks, love ya!

awesome

2005-02-15T00:01:00.000-06:00

apearantly i have a lot to say today and not all at the same time...look at the message i just got from a friend on facebook:

hooters huh, nice rack. hahahaha. I'm hillarious.
Talk to you later hope things are going well.

Chris

temporary lapse of judgement

2005-02-14T23:30:00.000-06:00

oh dear god...what did i just do? and i may has well been on tv cause this is pretty much how it played out minus the stalkerish checking the answering machine:

Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?

Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.

Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.

Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?

Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.

Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.

Richard: (on machine) "Hi, this is Richard. Please, leave a message at the tone."

Machine: "You have two new messages."

Joey: Wow, what a cool job. (in a machine voice) 'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'

Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."

Joey: Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy.

Woman's Voice: (on machine) Hola, it's me, yesterday was really fun. Call me about this weekend, okay.

Joey: Now she sounded breezy.

you should get the gist...and i'll just be here trying to convince myself that it didn't really happen

no...

2005-02-14T21:02:00.000-06:00

jen did not just get rid of ryan and keep john paul, he's icky. although i do still like jerry.

why so small?

2005-02-14T18:15:00.000-06:00

why is my picture so small?

good ol' clint

2005-02-12T00:26:00.000-06:00

saw million dollar baby with the fam tonight. good movie with a sad, sad ending. i even got into the huffy, ugly cry. and clint eastwood is a god, love him.

boredom

2005-02-09T23:18:00.000-06:00

man, i am so bored right now. i watched mulan 2 and ordered chinese with friends tonight, it was actually pretty good. fun night and now it's over and i'm bored and that is all i have to say.

16

2005-02-07T23:16:00.000-06:00

does no one else have a problem with the mtv show "my super sweet 16" cause it's totally rediculous. this girl sat at her birthday dinner with her parents and cried through the whole thing cause she didn't get her land rover on her actual birthday. she and her mom went to paris to try to find a dress for her party. she was the most annoying 16 year old i've ever seen... and the whole party cost over $200,000 dollars. i mean, really... i don't even remember my 16th birthday.

what?!

2005-02-05T23:36:00.000-06:00

i just watched fight club for the first time and there is only one word to describe it...WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

revelation

2005-02-05T01:03:00.000-06:00

could i have chosen a harder profession, really? it just hit me that i am taking responsibility for more than one person's life at a time. and i think that we have to know way too much information than i humanly possible to hold in one's brain. early decelerations, late decels, variables, accels, dilation cm, effacement, station, blah blah blah... and in the words of my preceptor, "when you're groping around down in the mush, it's hard to find what you need" and let me be the first to tell you that it is like mush and it's a lot harder than you think to find what you're looking for down inside there. sorry if this was graphic, i've toned it down...believe me...it could be so much worse. what a weird life i live.

practicum rocks!

2005-01-29T01:28:00.000-06:00

okay, so i just got home from practicum and i totally got to do nurse stuff today! i so had my hand inside when the baby's head was coming down and it was awesome!!!!!! and don't tell me that is gross, cause it is so cool and someday you'll thank people like me who do that job.

smoke boy

2005-01-28T15:14:00.000-06:00

okay...went to the ranch in lawrence last night, got in free and didn't have to wait in line-i love connections!, didn't pay for a damn thing all night-gotta love those boys, saw everyone and their mom from high school and i was drunk enough to say hi to each and every one of them, i even realized that two of them are much nicer than i ever thought. then i proceeded to make out with this boy who tasted like smoke...gross, but that didn't really seem to matter at the time. then my fabulous friend julie and her great boyfriend mac saved me from smoke boy and we went back to mac's apartment where i proceeded to pass out in his roommate's bed which was great till he brought this nasty girl home...it was pretty funny. i guess they went somewhere else, cause when i woke up today they were gone. it was a fun night and a success cause we didn't get by an underage drunk driver this time. although some people totally suck and can no longer be my friend cause you were an ass...you know who you are (not you lauren, i still love you and can't wait till vegas!!!!!!)

lisa dirks

2005-01-25T21:48:00.000-06:00

i just got back from my first day of practicum...which is 312 hours of me playing nurse on labor and delivery and let me just tell you that there was a very cute med student there today, Dr. Jared Dirks. there was no wedding ring, there is still hope. :)

how cute!

2005-01-21T23:30:00.000-06:00

oh my god...babe and jamie are engaged on the show and in real life! i saw the tape...he proposed in real life the same day that he did it on the show, and he bought her a wedding band and anniversary band too, just he forgets in 75 years! how cute!

dumbass

2005-01-20T10:37:00.000-06:00

why does the inaguration need to be on from 9-3 and on every channel. that means that my soap isn't on, damn president. seriously, who watches 6 hours of that shit...especially with a complete dumbass. okay, i'm done with my rant about that.

hatchbacks

2005-01-18T23:17:00.000-06:00

what's with guys who think their old ass civic hatchbacks with big mufflers are the shit? as once said on frasier...why whould you name a car after its worst feature?! may that show rest in peace.

bored

2005-01-17T01:27:00.000-06:00

so, i'm at work and watching the babies in the nursery. it's a little boring though. and i even took a long lunch break and talked on the phone for about 40 min. only 6 hours to go. i know this is a boring post, but hey, it just took up five minutes of my 6 1/2 hours.

another one...really?

2005-01-11T22:03:00.000-06:00

today i saw a commercial for a new land before time...why are they still making those?!

why

2005-01-08T03:30:00.000-06:00

how do you add links, how do you add pictures and why does it put my title where my name is supposed to be...so many questions

okay

2005-01-08T03:29:00.000-06:00

starting to get the hang of it

umm...

2005-01-08T03:15:00.000-06:00

i don't get it